(used in Feb/99)

10.      It has a battery compartment.

9.       It melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

8.       The expiry date on the bottom says "Permian period".

7.        It comes attached to a shower rope.

6.        It has Made in Morocco stamped on the back.

5.        It comes with a child-proof safety cap.

4.        When you put it in water it grows green hair.

3.        It's still twitching.

2.        When you turn it upside down it's eyes close and it says "Waaaah".

1.        It's from the Bre-X mine in Indonesia!.

Robert Sensenstein